"It's an audio book report."

"My husband lived a long, full life. Darn near outlived his student loans."

"Are you kidding? I could never have afforded to transfer here without vouchers."

"Rodney, we think perhaps it's time you graduated from your home schooling."

"Our geography textbook is so old, every day we play 'What's wrong with this picture?'"

"O.K. - it's nap time. All cell phones off; switch pagers to vibrate."

"Mom says thanks for your list -- and here's a list of things you might like to volunteer to do at our house."

"My robotic dog ate my electronic book."

"Mrs. Johnson, my backpack's really full. Can I just fax this home?"