"O.K. - it's nap time. All cell phones off; switch pagers to vibrate."

"I'm trying this thing called the 'balanced' diet."

"That depends. Does a parking garage count as off-road?"

"What? I thought I was wearing it backwards."

"'Interactive': That's the word for when nobody wants to deal with you, so they get a machine to do it."

"We've just been voted America's favorite poll!"

"I liked the original remake better."

"Everyone else in my class is Shamiqua, Taylor or Ashley. How'd I get stuck with a weirdo name like Mary?"

"Oh, wow! It's true. This stuff tastes so much better now that they have the new can.""