Thursday, April 19, 2007


"May I have your name for our customer database, and would you like a prospectus about our IPO?"

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"Did you check to see if all the doors and windows are locked and we have enough in savings for the kids' college education and our retirement and enough insurance for long-term nursing home care and funeral expenses?"

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"After taking Meal-on-Wheels to Grandma, the small, good wolf co-signed home loans for all the little pigs."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

"And so, due in large part to sound financial planning by her father, the little princess lived happily ever after."

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