Thursday, April 26, 2007


"So then, Mr. Hotchkiss was all, 'Shall we discuss the new budgetary guideline?' and Ms. Putney was all, 'Perhaps the latest marketing figures will be of interest,' and Mr. Meecham was all, 'I expect to have those figures later today,' and then ..."

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

"Did you check to see if all the doors and windows are locked and we have enough in savings for the kids' college education and our retirement and enough insurance for long-term nursing home care and funeral expenses?"

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

"After taking Meal-on-Wheels to Grandma, the small, good wolf co-signed home loans for all the little pigs."

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